No donuts today, but...
...I stopped THERE again. I bought a pastry today. Where has all my self control gone? I started eating it at lunch and I couldn't stand myself anymore. I threw it out, brushed my teeth, and ate my apple. After work Beadwhore (do you hate that nickname...because I love it and I want to protect your identity)and I went out for dinner and a drink. I got home and felt fat and depressed (crappy day again). So I went for a jog on my street and guess what I saw. I was quite amazed. A dude down the street in his house totally thought he was alone. He was trotting around his house nude. Yes I saw a perky little peter and I wasn't even trying to snoop. HELLO, he lives in suburban hell and he didn't even close his blinds. I never even saw that in Sin City! I think I will get a little more serious about jogging. The scenery is great!
As I was driving home today I laughed when I noticed another left over lunch in my car. This one was from yesterday and I promise I took it to my kitchen and cleaned it out.
I was reminded of what happened a few weeks ago when Hubby drove my car (yes I allow him to drive my awesome new car sometimes). After getting in and out of it a few times he ACTUALLY dared to ask me if I farted in it the last time I was there. WHAT A GROSS PIG...TO ACTUALLY SAY THAT! Of course I replied no, but honestly it did smell pretty rank in there. He insisted that I must of left an old lunch in there or I farted. Well I didn't want him to tell anybody I make a habit of farting in my car so I started searching. DAMN IT! He knows me well. I found an old lunch (that was wonderful the day I ate it)under my junk in the back seat. It was so gross that I actually just threw it all out! It is scary how well D.I.N.K.s get to know each other over the years.
As I was driving home today I laughed when I noticed another left over lunch in my car. This one was from yesterday and I promise I took it to my kitchen and cleaned it out.
I was reminded of what happened a few weeks ago when Hubby drove my car (yes I allow him to drive my awesome new car sometimes). After getting in and out of it a few times he ACTUALLY dared to ask me if I farted in it the last time I was there. WHAT A GROSS PIG...TO ACTUALLY SAY THAT! Of course I replied no, but honestly it did smell pretty rank in there. He insisted that I must of left an old lunch in there or I farted. Well I didn't want him to tell anybody I make a habit of farting in my car so I started searching. DAMN IT! He knows me well. I found an old lunch (that was wonderful the day I ate it)under my junk in the back seat. It was so gross that I actually just threw it all out! It is scary how well D.I.N.K.s get to know each other over the years.
posted by Bethany at 7:54 PM
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i have seen a woman being, at least, half-naked here in vegas. i am not talking about those dancers, i have actually seen someone living in this area being half-naked. her house is on the way to the gym facing CLayton(one of new communities at Ann and clayton) and she must have not known that her bathroom is facing the street. i saw her boobs, but my hubby missed it. darn it.
I'm sorry I wasn't there with you!
Damn, I just missed it!
I try not to give my neighbors a show here. I love walking around naked (as you well know), but I try to stay away from my windows if I'm doing that. I'm not always successful, but thankfully my house is set far enough back from the street that for those peering in with nosy eyes... I look like I'm just shirtless.
There is some advantage to being short.
See, eating pastries isn't so bad. Who knew indulging in the morning could lead to some early evening eye candy? That is if it was eye candy... you did say, "perky LITTLE peter."
Makes me wonder what my neighbors see of me?
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