I am so disgusting!

Jesus Christ! On my way to work today, I was passing a Harris Teeter with it's big Starbucks sign and I had to stop. Only here's the creepy part. I wasn't stopping for Starbucks and no I don't need Tampons (ever again...thanks DivaCup). Oh no, I had a craving for a fucking donut. Shit! So I got my fat ass out of my car and I waddled into the store (I am preparing for what will come if I make a trip to the bakery everyday). I moved straight for the bakery and became so excited. Is this what shopping addicts experience? I chose a donut with Christmas sprinkles all over it and I was preparing to grab it when I saw the light. OMG, for a dollar more I could get a whole bag of mini Krispy Kreme donuts! Well, I quickly grabbed my bag of minis and left the store (I bought these donuts with change from my piggy bank.)
Here comes the gross part. I ate 2 on the way to work, 2 when I got to work, and 2 on my way home from work! YUM!
AND
I didn't walk or run tonight. I think I can actually feel padding being added to my ass. Do you think I need an intervention? Just think a few years ago I wouldn't have even finished one fucking donut. Look what stress and depression can do for you.
I am going to go brush and floss my teeth 10 times now, well actually I think I will throw up first!
Sleep well.