How you know you aren't gay...in case you are wondering
So the other day Dytz and I were chatting about sexual fantasies. I told him that at times I think about threesomes as I know this would make Hubby happy. I think I could get into it. Kissing a pretty girl wouldn't be so bad. Checking out her boobs, hell I could touch them that wouldn't be so bad. But I think I would choke as I moved south to her nether region. All I can think about is flossing my teeth. There is no way I want to eat pussy! Dytz agrees with my statement, hence we are quite sure he IS gay and I am NOT!
posted by Bethany at 3:09 PM
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Ah, private discussion... broadcast loud and proud on the internet... And I was all ready to be discreet.
Boo-Ya!
In other news, maybe you two could join a swingers club... in North Dakota... er Carolina. Whatever. They're practically the same state, right?
You don't have to eat pussy to be with a girl. Just get comfortable wearing a strap-on. ;)
-Jenn
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