Are You Sending the RIGHT Message?

Perhaps you should be scared.
Perhaps you should be stressed.
Perhaps you should stand proud.

Are you sending the right message? I just finished reading the April issue of my favorite trashy girl magazine--NO IT AIN'T COSMO. Marie Claire did a story on the message you send to others through your shoes. So let's see how I rated.

Am I a blabbermouth? YES
Am I flexible? MOST OF THE TIME
Am I broke? NOT ANYMORE THANK GOD...OR SOMETHING
Am I a man-eater? NO, BUT I ALWAYS ASPIRED TO BE ONE...DOES THAT COUNT?
Am I ewww...I am not sharing that answer, well, not with you!

After careful consideration and a few moments of staring at the shoes in the mag and comparing them with my own I have come to a realization. I haven't the slightest idea what the hell I am saying with my shoes. Perhaps Marie Claire should have come up with a stupid multiple choice test for me to take. That might have made it easier!