Ponder This...
*MEN CAN BREASTFEED THEIR BABIES!
MiTwife shared this with us
(and MiTwife is like, totally smart and knows everything about birthing babies and caring for them! So BELIEVE her!)
Did you know men have the same...plumbing?
*According to the Feb. issue of Marie Claire there are 4 Vagina Mistakes YOU Don't Have To Make
(BOYS YOU MIGHT WANT TO SKIP THIS PART!)
1. Share your razor with your man/bootie call--BOYS ALWAYS HATE THAT ANYWAY!
You can get his germs if you nick yourself.
2. Get a high-risk piercing. You could get TSS (from the piercing, not your super absorbant tampons)
3. Treat your own yeast infection. Ewww!!!
4. Use the wrong type of condom
*Each June in Portugal the northern town of Amarante holds a festival in honor of Sao Goncolo, the Patron Saint of lovers. The unmarried men and women celebrate by exchanging penis-shaped cakes to express their affections for each other.
Hmmm...I wonder what else they exchange?
Any thoughts?
For whatever reason this reminded me of a memory that always makes me grin.
We were young and ready for adventure.
So we hiked to that spot,
the hidden one.
And there we sat on the beach at Lake Tahoe,
the nude beach.
Hubby was clothed in swim shorts, shirt, and hat under an umbrella.
MiTwife and her hubby had on swimsuits and sunglasses.
I sat in a bikini, (I looked hot, of course.)
Dytz was naked.
As I recall,
his ass was firm, cute...
I almost spanked it!
A little out of place we all seemed.
We were new to our surroundings.
Behind us there she was,
sitting next to her boytoy...
...in all her glory.
MiTwife noticed her, then we all noticed.
It was shiny.
It glistened in the sun.
It fucking blinded me for a moment!
It was her piercing.
Specifically, her hootchie piercing.
Her legs were spread. She was hairy.
She needed grooming.
How strange we must have seemed to those who wandered by.
Four sunbathers clothed on a nude beach.
And behind us sat the nude couple showing off some bling, bling.
They weren't glamourous.
But they were proud to flaunt it.
All of it!
That piercing.
Ouch!
Exactly what position are you in when you get that done?
I wonder.
Boy, she was daring!
*What the F*ck?
I was thinking I would go with a psycho stripper, but a deranged buffalo doing a dance would be interesting. Can I have both?
MiTwife shared this with us
(and MiTwife is like, totally smart and knows everything about birthing babies and caring for them! So BELIEVE her!)
Did you know men have the same...plumbing?
*According to the Feb. issue of Marie Claire there are 4 Vagina Mistakes YOU Don't Have To Make
(BOYS YOU MIGHT WANT TO SKIP THIS PART!)
1. Share your razor with your man/bootie call--BOYS ALWAYS HATE THAT ANYWAY!
You can get his germs if you nick yourself.
2. Get a high-risk piercing. You could get TSS (from the piercing, not your super absorbant tampons)
3. Treat your own yeast infection. Ewww!!!
4. Use the wrong type of condom
*Each June in Portugal the northern town of Amarante holds a festival in honor of Sao Goncolo, the Patron Saint of lovers. The unmarried men and women celebrate by exchanging penis-shaped cakes to express their affections for each other.
Hmmm...I wonder what else they exchange?
Any thoughts?
For whatever reason this reminded me of a memory that always makes me grin.
We were young and ready for adventure.
So we hiked to that spot,
the hidden one.
And there we sat on the beach at Lake Tahoe,
the nude beach.
Hubby was clothed in swim shorts, shirt, and hat under an umbrella.
MiTwife and her hubby had on swimsuits and sunglasses.
I sat in a bikini, (I looked hot, of course.)
Dytz was naked.
As I recall,
his ass was firm, cute...
I almost spanked it!
A little out of place we all seemed.
We were new to our surroundings.
Behind us there she was,
sitting next to her boytoy...
...in all her glory.
MiTwife noticed her, then we all noticed.
It was shiny.
It glistened in the sun.
It fucking blinded me for a moment!
It was her piercing.
Specifically, her hootchie piercing.
Her legs were spread. She was hairy.
She needed grooming.
How strange we must have seemed to those who wandered by.
Four sunbathers clothed on a nude beach.
And behind us sat the nude couple showing off some bling, bling.
They weren't glamourous.
But they were proud to flaunt it.
All of it!
That piercing.
Ouch!
Exactly what position are you in when you get that done?
I wonder.
Boy, she was daring!
*What the F*ck?
I was thinking I would go with a psycho stripper, but a deranged buffalo doing a dance would be interesting. Can I have both?
posted by Bethany at 12:55 AM
2 Comments:
It sounds like you saw a chink of light in forrest of darkness.
good times, good times....
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