Toxic Thoughts

Ah, winter break is finally here. At 3:06 I waved goodbye to my little monkeys, walked back to my classroom, and cleaned up after a fairly low key party. The sound of the door closing was...heaven. As I drove home I realized my vacation had finally arrived! Yippee, Lake Tahoe here I come and the stress is over (for 2 weeks). I smiled to myself as I got in my car and turned off the radio. I NEVER do that--you know, turn off the radio, but this was a special occasion. I needed to celebrate the moment. I went to my happy place. You know the one. Think Louis Armstrong, visualize it right now...

I see trees of green...red roses too
I see 'em bloom...for me and you
and I think to myself...what a wonderful wor....

...What the fuck does that say? My moment came to an abrupt end. My curiosity was peaked. Sitting at the stoplight, I noticed IT on the car in front of me. The state of Texas was on IT. Oh, here it was, my chance to indulge myself in one of my favorite TOXIC habits, Bush Bashing!

I know it is toxic to ruin a positive moment with a negative thought, but it was worth it and I couldn't resist myself...

Either I'll love it, or I'll hate it
Hmmm...I am going to go with loving it (positive thinking helps)
Oh shit, the sun is so fucking bright
I can't quite make out the letters
Inch closer
God, I hope the light doesn't turn before I see it
I can't handle the anticipation
Maybe I need Zoloft
LOL
Oh, I FUCKING love it
I haven't seen that one


"Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its idiot"

Enough said.