Is this the Twilight zone?

Because it isn't usually this easy to get this type of action from a guy with nothing in return!

BEWARE
Mom, if you just happened to be checking in on me and seeing what I write, you may want to skip this one. I don't know if I can look you in the eye after writing such dirty thoughts. To the rest of you, this entry is sexed up, but it's my first try at writing like this. You may want to skip the popcorn and just be kind to me.

Wow, he wants me bad.
I told him I hadn't showered today. I mentioned my toothache.
Then I mentioned that I needed it. You know what I mean.
I should hurry and take a shower before he arrives. I am a bit unkept...down there at the moment.
God my tooth hurts!
On second thought, skip the shower.
Oh, I'm excited.
Maybe I should change my underwear.
They are a little wet, and grandmaish too.
Get the sexy ones on.
He should be here in ten minutes.
Quick, change the litter box. Gross!
Wash hands.
Fix hair.
God, my tooth still hurts.
Door bell.

Breathe, calm down. OPEN THE DOOR!


Am I really going to do this? You bet I am.
No strings attached.
What a relief!
What a nice smile he has!
What a nice tongue he has!

Click, the door closed. To my bedroom we walked.

An hour of blissful, lazy pleasure.
Who knew being single again could be such a breathe of fresh air...


FYI: This really happened to one of my friends the other day. A hot friend went down on her for an hour and then went home. Boy, doesn't she have it easy! Aren't you all jealous?