Dildos For Christmas
Merry Christmas to me!Errrr...what the hell is that? This was our thought last night at a Christmas party we went to. We did one of those white elephant gift exchanges. My hubby thought I was a total pussy when I was too prude to bring my boob soap on a rope or my beer helmet from college as a contribution to the fun. Boy was he right! One of my coworkers opened a nicely wrapped gift to reveal a huge dildo that looked something like this one! Of course, everyone speculated who brought it, but noone was brave enough to claim it. I felt like an even bigger chicken when another gift was opened to reveal a set of 3 juggling boobs. Who knew teacher Christmas parties could be so raunchy?
Lucky for us we brought junk to give away and we received good stuff! I won a Starbucks gift card (SCORE--Now I can get a couple of fru-fru drinks for free!) and the new Madonna CD. The CD is fun to listen to... I have to say Madonna has reinvented herself again. It is all club music and the truth is I want to hear loud rap music when I drive to work not club music. I think I will leave the CD at home for parties. As I played it last night I was reminded of a time in a gay night club with good friends--very similar music. Ahhh...good times.:)
posted by Bethany at 10:33 PM
3 Comments:
ah, I bought one of those last night. It wasn't for christmas, but it was for me.
I'm lonely.
At least when I'm not fucking my brains out with some friendavecbenefits.
As for the new CD, I miss our times out together. I spent last night out with a bunch of fratboys (specifically 12 of them), but the breeder bars are significantly less fun than the gay bars. No bump and grind, well, not if I want to keep my face the way it is.
It's all so sad!
Hey, I gave you that soap on a rope and beer helmet for your bachelorette party! Are you saying that didn't mean anything to you!?! Now I am going to cry. ;-)
Don't cry Amber! I was just trying to share the fun! He,He!
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